Why Bill O'Reilly is afraid of Rosie O’Donnell

FOX NEWS STANDS BY ASSHOLE BILL O'REILLY no matter what comes out of his mouth. His opinions nobody gives a shit about. He doesn't get the negative press that "Rosie" does. FOX let Bill run off his mouth and America loves the asshole. "Rosie" because she is a woman men rip her apart. In my days we call this men bully's. "Rosie" has the right to her opinion as Bill O' Reilly has the right to his. However Bill want Rosie fired. IF ABC FIRES ROSIE THEN FOX SHOULD FIRE BILL.

I think Bill is afraid that Rosie is right and he is wrong. Bill isn't man enough to admit he is wrong about anything. Stop picking on a woman Bill and grow a set of balls!

Why are men afraid of a woman with an opinion. Or is it just men with small dicks?

PENTHOUSE IS NO BETTER THAN MISS AMERICA

I was never a fan of Miss America. I always thought it was stupid. I never watched the show because all of the women looked and sounded like "Stepford Wives". Miss America (like all beauty contest) is just a T & A show after all with a talent contest thrown in for good measure. If you think about it what does "Miss America" winners do anyway? The only thing I see her do is interviews on talk shows and have ribbon cutting ceremonies to open up car dealerships and shopping malls. Whatever happens to former Miss Americas anyways? Please the only past Miss America I can think of is "Vanessa Williams".

Speaking of which the pageant itself should stood up for the Miss America winner of 1984. When nude photos of Miss Williams appeared in Penthouse in July 1984 the pageant made Vanessa resign. If you think about it The only thing different between the two is one you wear a bathing suit and the other you wear your birthday suit.

They both sexually exploit women, on different levels. The"Miss America Pageant" is as responsible for exploiting women as Hugh Hefner. In fact Miss America has been doing this years before Hugh Hefner.

IF "MISS AMERICA" is so pro-woman then how come when Vanessa needed them to they ran for the hills and pointed there fingers at her and said "SHAME SHAME". How sad if there was ever a time for that organization to stand up and defend women that was the time. What is sad is that Vanessa Williams became a victim of both "Penthouse" and "Miss America". How fitting that both of these organizations are near financial ruins. Women everywhere should be rejoicing that both "Miss America" & "Penthouse" are going down. Its 2007 Miss America is should no longer be relevant anyway.

KING OF QUEENS GOOD RIDDANCE WHITE TRASH

GOOD RIDDANCE. THIS IS ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS WHY THE SITCOM DIED

THE WOMAN LEAH REMINI LOOKS LIKE DRUG ADDICT. IF SHE IS, NOW THAT THE SHOW IS OVER SHE WILL CHECK INTO REHAB. NOW THE LEAD ACTOR KEVIN JAMES COMES ACROSS LIKE A STUPID ASS AND IF I WANT THAT I WILL WATCH FOX NEWS.

NETWORKS SHOULD RETURN STARS OF TV PAST FOR A FUTURE

ITS THE TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. TV Networks act like god and decide what TV SHOWS live and which one's get killed off. Now this year may be different. Because of the potential of a writers strike the TV networks are more than likely to renew more shows this year than they did in the past. This way they can stock pile scripts and if there is a strike they are sitting on already written scripts. The last strike the writers had was in 1988 and that lasted for about 6 months. It brought the industry to a halt. The TV season did not start off until Mid October.

However I hope the following shows get a 2nd chance for next year they are
1) The Class
2) Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
3) 30 Rock
4) Veronica Mars ( the same format please)

Now please kill off
1) According to Jim
2) The George Lopez Show
3) Old Christine
4) How I met your Mother
5) Men in Trees


Now for casting suggestions for the TV Networks should cast shows with the following actors that have been missing for years and are available

1) Patti Lupone
2) Linda Lavin
3) Dorothy Lyman
4) Beverly Archer
5) Tom Selleck
6) Michael Learned
7) Bonnie Franklin
8) Kim Fields
9) Nancy McKeon
10) Lindsay Wagner
11) Joan ivers
12) Valerie Bertinelli
13) Linda Evans
14) Joyce Dewitt
15) Suzanne Sommers
16) Cindy Williams
17) Annie Potts
18) Ali MacGraw
19) Joe Regalbuto
20) Delta Burke
21) Jameson Parker
22) Tim Reid
23) Julianne Phillips
24) Ed Marinaro
25) Patricia Kalember
26) Mel HArris
27) Polly Drapper
28) Melanie Mayron
29) Holly Fulger
30) Maggie Wheeler

All of these actors have face recognition. If you don't cast these people your missing out!

Desperate Housewives are you sick of it too?

Desperate Housewives. What happened. I loved the first year. The 2nd year was so-so. Now we are in the third season and what the hell has happened? Now I will agree that this year has been way better than the 2nd. Now that Marcia Cross is out on maternity leave the show has taken a turn for the worse. This show needs Bree. Since she has been gone the show has become a mess! Nothing is happening. The only thing they seem to be doing is "Mike & Susan" and I am so sick of them. AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO HATES SUSAN?

I never realized how much I loved Bree/Marcia Cross. Since the actress went out on maternity leave the show has become dull and almost unwatchable. I still love Felcity Huffman she makes the most of her scenes. However will someone just kill off Teri Hatcher. I don't give a shit about her anymore. Her Mike & Susan Storyline is just tiring now. It reminds me too much of "Frasier" and the storyline of Niles and Daphne. That storyline was dragged out for too long that even "SNL" made fun of it. Marc Cherry needs to do something fast. The show is losing my interest. I will finish watching out the year but next year I think on Sunday Nights I will be watching something else.

Yous must remember Season 1 won the Emmy for Best Comedy. The 2nd year it wasn't even nominated. Season 3 I see the same fate. I do however see an "Ugly Betty" victory on the Horizon.

How about you?

IS JAWS 5 IN THE WORKS ARE YOU GAME FOR JAWS V

Jaws is one of my all time favorite movies. I remember my family and I going to the drive-in to see this on opening night. However we were in a camper and we were told to go away. The movie was sold out for high rise vehicles. I was shocked. I never herd of a sell out before. Now we were able to get in later on a Wednesday (we were in the family Vega this time) and boy Jaws did not disappoint us. In fact my parents took us again to see the movie which is something the never did before. To this day I still hear the JAWS music whenever I see the ocean.

Now here it is 32 years later and if you cruise the net you will find rumors of a JAWS 5 floating around. It is said to be a direct to video movie. Do I agree with a Jaws direct to DVD movie, well "HELLO NO". To me that is a direct insult to Steven Spielberg and his classic movie. However I am not for a remake I am for a "Sequel" but not a low budget sequel that's made for DVD. Here is how I would do a "JAWS" Sequel.

I would have the story take place 35 years after the events of the first movie. I would also act like "JAWS 2-4" never happened. They did this with "Halloween H20" and I say why not with "Jaws". I would beg Steven to sign on as a Executive producer.

The story starts off with a girl jumping out a window of her home. She is sneaking out of course. She is meeting up with her boyfriend. They go swimming and she ends up dead because of a shark attack. The girl that dies is Chief Sean Brody's daughter. He thinks that her boyfriend killed her. Before we know it 2 more people go missing.

GEORGE EADS NEWS IS HE STILL FAT

I will not let this die. Famous women are always raped by the press when the gain weight. George (CSI) Eads is getting a free pass. WHY?

UPDATE 3/31/07

It looks like he is losing the weight or is he in a girdle?

PROOF THE ACADEMY AWARDS GETS IT WRONG

PROOF THE ACADEMY GETS IT WRONG

This year is a huge anniversary for several movies. Lots of Hollywood classic movies are now 0 years old or older. 1987 was a huge year in Hollywood. It was the first time in 3 years that ticket sales were up. It was a great year for good movies. Here is a list of some movies that were released in 1987 and these movies are still huge sales in home video.

1) Fatal Attraction*

2) Good Morning Vietnam*

3) Moonstruck

4) The Untouchables*

5) Predator*

6) Lethal Weapon*

7) Dirty Dancing

8) LA Bamba

9) RoboCop*

10) Planes Trains and Automobiles

11) Wall Street*

12) Outrageous Fortune*

What is so sad is that most These were "R" rated movies. Hollywood has forgotten about the adult market. Now all of these movies sell very well on home video. For movies that are 20 years old if any of them were to be released today in a Special Edition DVD they would sell very well. In fact most of these movies have had very bare bones DVD release. However each one of these movies make millions each year on home video. They are still popular movies. Each one finds a new generation of fans. However what strikes me as funny is that the movie that won Best Picture of the Year was "The Last Emperor". It is very likely that nobody under 30 has even heard of that movie and if they have they most likely would never watch it. in fact the movie never caught on anywhere. The movie was never a huge movie rental even upon its home video debut in 1988.

This brings me to the Academy Awards for 1982 movies.

The movies nominated were

1) ET

2) THE VERDICT

3) TOOTSIE

4) MISSING

5) GANDHI

Now what is funny is that 2 of those movies are not on anybodys must see list at all. Best Picture Winner "Gandhi" is almost a joke now. Now tell the truth- I will. "Gandhi" was a good movie however its one of those movies that one viewing was enough for a lifetime. In fact maybe 2 lifetimes. I would rather watch "The Verdict" again then "Gandhi". What is amazing to me is the fact one of the biggest hits of 1982 did not even get nominated for Best Picture. That movie is now the classic motion Picture "An Officer and a Gentleman". Which sells more DVD's every year then best picture winner "Gandhi". Which brings me to the following list. These movies were released the same year as "Gandhi". Time has been kinder to these movies. Remember that they are now 25 years old and out sell "Gandhi" on DVD. Here is a list of movies would out sell a special edition of "Gandhi" if the studios were to release a special edition of them (if there hasn't been one already)

1) ET

2) TOOTSIE

3) AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN*

4) VICTOR/VICTORIA

5) MAKING LOVE*

6) PORKY'S*

7) FIRST BLOOD*

8) BLADE RUNNER*

9) PINK FLOYD THE WALL*

10) ANNIE

11) STAR TREK II

So what is my point of these 2 list? Well the point is that these movies on the list is what I call the Real Best Picture Winners. All of the above movies find new fans each year. The become classics. So if the movie you loved didn't win the Academy Award just remember chances are that your favorite movie will live on. In fact I am sure of it. 10 years from now I am sure that "Dreamgirls" will out sell "The Departed".

*R Rated movies. The movies made for adults seem to become evergreen movies.

WANTED ANNIE 25th ANNIVERSARY DVD IN WIDESCREEN

WANTED ANNIE 25th ANNIVERSARY DVD IN WIDESCREEN

The above DVD cover is from the original DVD release of the 1982 movie version "ANNIE". Its now long out of print. I tried to buy this edition on Amazon however after 3 tries I have given up. Everyone sends me the FULLSCREEN editon and its the 20th Anniversary edition! This edition wasn't even released in the Widescreen format. So here is what I want SONY to do. I want them to release a new editon in Widescreen. This is 2007. This is the 25th Anniversary of the movie so give the public a new edition soon on DVD. Here is what I would like to see on the DVD

a) WIDESCREEN

b) A reunion with the cast of orphans

c) Interviews with the Major Stars (there still alive)

d) Deleted footage or the extended version "Maybe"

e) Interviews with stars who have played "Annie"

f) A commentary done by the cast

g) Explain why things were changed for the movie

Now please post what you would like to see on an upcoming DVD

LAW AND ORDER ONE FINAL SEASON IN 2007-2008

LAW AND ORDER 2007-2008 IS THE FINAL SEASON
Next year will be the last year for the long running "Law & Order". The show has spawned 3 spin-offs and has given careers to many people. Lots of actors, directors and writers owe Dick Wolf a huge thank you. Now the show has had more cast changes than a soap opera however the actors who have left the show have never said a bad word about the show or its producer "Dick Wolf". That is a miracle. As everybody knows all shows do come to an end. "Law And Order" is no exception. So The 2007-2008 TV season will be the last year of the long running show. However fans of the drama will be in for a treat. There is going to be lots of 2 part episodes or the show will return in a 2hr movie format .

Now next year would not of even been possible had NBC had better ratings. However NBC has not introduced a NEW Hit Show in years. In fact even its talked about hit "Heroes" that show doesn't even crack the top 10. So NBC is going to renew "Law and Order" and the fans are going to love the final year. Here is what is being said:

The final season will return but have lots of returning past cast members.These episodes will reunite past stars with the latest cast members. Old cases with the bad guys who ended up in prison are now out on probation & now will cause new trouble with the NEW cast members.
The show has been on since 1990 and has lots of old characters that they can revisit. MOST past cast members have expressed interest in reprising their roles. The only exception is the late Jerry Orbach who passed away a few short years ago. Sounds like this will be an exciting final year. I'll be watching.

Here is a rumor of the season opener for 2007-2008
The opening episode of the 2007-2008 starts of with a bang. Its a fundraiser for former New York City Mayor Rudolph William Giuliani. All hell breaks loose. In fact at the event is 2 former DA of the fictional DA office which would be the returning Steven Hill & Diane Weist. Mike Logan the character is also to make a return in this episode as well (Chris Noth). Benjamin Bratt returns in this episode as well as a private investigator who is trying to figure out who the target was at the fundraiser.

The only thing that is not set is what night the show will air. On Fridays the shows ratings are only so-so. Another school of thought is that "Law and Order" may return as late as January.
If this happens Law and Order will air as 2 hr movies on Sundays. The reason for the January launch is because NBC airs football on Sunday Nights in the fall and they need something for Sundays when football is over.
NBC this year did great when on Sundays when they aired FOOTBALL however since FOOTBALL ended they have very low ratings on Sundays.

Donald Trump's show "The Apprentice" will not return next year. He will soon be fired from NBC. His show has tanked and NBC needs to find something that will find an audience after football season is over. This was also the same problem ABC had when Monday Night Football ended.

This is the main reason for NBC to be returning the Mystery Movie is that they can cast the "Mystery Movies" with big stars. If the "Mystery Movie" becomes a hit, it will be an event to wait for. FOX does this when it premieres "24" and "American Idol" in January. Because these shows premiere in January they become events that the TV audience is waiting for.
NBC also knows a well written parts can get "HUGE STARS". Keep in mind that the "Mystery Movie" was a huge hit in the 1970's. In case you don't know the "Mystery Movie"is a rotating Wheel of TV detective shows. The original three series featured were "Columbo", "McMillan and Wife" and "McCloud".

Having the all new Mystery movie format return in January would be a good idea for NBC. January is a month in which CBS and ABC air repeats of their TV SHOWS. Having New Shows
on Sundays will give NBC a competitive edge until the February Sweeps.
So maybe NBC might dust off "Columbo", and bring back Peter Falk and could do the same with Angela Landsbury and bring back "Murder She Wrote" for a few TV movies as well.
Both of these famous TV detectives would be a welcome return but I hope NBC might go with a few "Hart to Hart" or "Police Story" movies as well.

SUNSET BLVD REMAKE SHOULD STAR PATTI LUPONE

SUNSET BOULEVARD REMAKE NEWS

In 1994 I had the honor to see the play "Sunset Blvd" in Los Angeles. It was a great play. The play however would not of been created if it wasn't for the legendary "Billy Wilder" who co-wrote and directed the classic movie "Sunset Blvd." which this played is based on. The movie also marked Gloria Swanson "return" to the silver screen.

I must say I did loved the play. Glenn Close was good but she doesn't have a big singing rangein fact she would lose on American Idol.

I was very lucky that I had the Original London Cast CD of "SB". This CD has the Broadway Legend Patti Lupone as Norma Desmond. Patti Lupone is the star that made the original Broadway edition "EVITA" the event of the decade. Now if your a fan of the Glenn Close edition of "SB" do yourself a favor buy the OLC edition. Patti's cover of "With one Look" and "New Ways to Dream" is worth the price alone. Now a brief history of the play "SB"

Before the play hit Broadway in 1994 Patti Lupone was fired while performing the show in London. The show was still a work in progress however that didn't stop critics from attacking the show. The show was later revised before it opened in Los Angles. Patti Lupone was not able to perform the revised edition. She performed the original edition that was on London's West End. The show had mixed reviews but Patti's Reviews were Raves.

When the revised edition did open in the United States it did not star a Broadway Star it opened with movie star Glenn Close. The show was still in London with Patti Lupone. She still thought she was going to perform the role on Broadway. When the production opened in LA That production got rave reviews and Glenn Close was credited for "SAVING THE SHOW". However Patti was never given the chance to do the revised show anywhere. She was let go. Glenn Close was going to perform the show on Broadway. Patti Lupone was fired after being promised that she would have the role when the play came to Broadway.

The London edition of the show wasn't working in London Andrew needed somebody to blame so he blamed Patti. He should of looked in the mirror. ALW has always blamed Patti for the mixed reviews the production received in London. He is what I would call an asshole. He is the boss that blames his workers for his own problems.

When Glenn Close knew she was going to play Norma on Broadway she wanted out of the LA production. She wanted to "Rest her voice" before the show opened on Broadway. Faye Dunaway was then cast to replace Glenn Close in the LA production.

HERE WE GO AGAIN

Now sometime while in rehersals Andrew Lloyd Webber herd Faye Dunaway sing and then announced he was closeing down the Los Angles production of "Sunset Blvd". For some reason because the Los Angeles production got raves with Glenn Close, Andrew did not want to taint the upcoming Broadway run. The show had millions of dollars to recoup. If Faye Dunaway got bad reviews he feared the show would bomb on Broadway. So he cancelled the Los Angeles production. ALW has now fired an Academy Award Winning Actress. This made news nationwide. Another Actress was shown the door by Asshole Lloyd Webber.

What he had done to these ladies was just beyond words. The reason why he fired Ms Dunaway was that He said "Faye" could not sing the score. It was the opposite reason on why he fired Patti Lupone. However Patti could sing and act. So Here was another actress who suffered at the hands of Andrew LLoyd Webber. First Patti then Faye. The man had no shame. The upside for Andrew was that this created a must see buzz by the time the show came to Broadway but at the expense of Faye Dunaway and Patti Lupone.

When the Los Angles production was prematurely shut down this drove up the demand for the Broadway production. At one time ALW said he was going to have both productions going at the same time. Broadway would have Glenn Close LA would have Faye Dunaway. When the LA production closed its doors the pre-sale tickets for the Broadway became the hot item to have. In fact the pre-sale tickets set a Broadway record. The play would later go on to win TONY Awards for "Best Musical", "Best Actress", and "Best Supporting Actor". However this was not a huge year for Broadway Musicals and it only competed with one other musical. Here it is 2007 Andrew Lloyd Webber hasn't had a hit since. I think its called "karma". Also who would want to work with this asshole.

Glenn Close left the role in 1995. Betty Buckley who preformed it in London replaced her in New York. After Betty left the show in 1996 the play never recovered. Elaine Page replaced Betty but the show closed in the spring of 1997. The show needed a "Star" to pack in the audience. As talented as Elaine is she was not very well known outside Broadway circles. However Andrew Lloyd Webber did blame her for the low attendance because she was an unknown. Had Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber re-cast Patti Lupone in the role again this time allowing her to do the "revised" edition the show this would of generated lots of press and would of given the show new life.

Now because the show was a sell out when Glenn Close & Betty Buckley were the stars the show was on the way to making money. However after he mistreated them (and after he fired Patti & Faye) most well known actress were afraid to touch the role and who could blame them? The show is now known as a "HIT/FLOP". It lost money because the huge overhead. It need to sell out on Broadway for another year or so before it could break even. Had Glenn Close, Patti Lupone, or Betty Buckley stayed on I am sure the show would still be running today.

Now since the musical play has opened there have been rumors that a movie was to be made. The play itself however was only successful in the United States only when "Glenn Close" and "Betty Buckley" were in the production. When "Chicago" became a hit with critics and audiences it looked like we might be getting "SB" pretty soon. However ALW gave us "Phantom of the Opera" the movie and the movie was not even 1/2 as successful as "Chicago" but on the brighter side it revised interest in the Broadway show and that led to a production the is now in Las Vegas.

In 2005 The 2 more movie adaptions of the Broadway Musical were major disappointments. The movies only became successful when they were released on DVD. "The Producers" and "Rent" however were not very expensive to make. They will make money and will sell for years to come. In 2006 "Dreamgirls" the movie however did make money and a star out of Jennifer Hudson. However there are major things going against a movie adaption of SUNSET BLVD they are

1) Its a remake

2) Its a timepiece

3) It will be costly to make

4) It needs a star

5) The target audiences of this movie will be gay men and people over 50

6) The score isn't well known

7) Its a musical

If Andrew Lloyd Webber had any since he would cast Patti Lupone in the movie. Think of the press that would create. Patti Lupone has a huge following. The movies target audience would support this movie. In fact it would be a huge event for us. However I think Patti Lupone returning as Norma Desmond isn't too good. However I find it funny that ALW has not had a hit since Sunset Blvd. The only sucess he has had is revivals of "Evita" and "The Sound of Music".

So if were not going to get Patti Lupone in the movie who will we get? "Barbra Streisand", "Liza Minnelli", "Cher", or "Glenn Close". IMDB say Glenn Close but somehow I doubt it.

Also keep in mind this takes place in 1950. If they want this movie to make since to stupid people they writer of this adaption is going to have to write scenes about "talkies" taking over the movies and the how Hollywood rated the Broadway for actors who could act.

Now in 2005 it was announced that the movie was about to start shooting and that Glenn Close is set to star. However over a year has come and gone now and the movie is still not in production. Somewhere the ghost of Gloria Swanson must be saying "I'm waiting for my close up Mr Webber".

PICTURE ON THE UPPER RIGHT IS PATTI LUPONE. She is the greatest star of them all!

AS I SEE IT: Patti Lupone on Ugly Betty

AS I SEE IT: Patti Lupone on Ugly Betty

www.pattilupone.net

Patti Lupone on Ugly Betty

I can believe my luck. I guess its my birthday wish come true. One of my favorite actress of all time will be guest starring in one of my favorite tv shows.

Patti Lupone will guest star on the hit ABC COMEDY "Ugly Betty". Patti Lupone will play Micheal St James mother. (Patti will be great) . In the episode Marc gets Betty to pretend that she is his girlfriend. His mother has no idea that Mike is gay. I smell an "Emmy" coming for Patti.

Now if only Paramount can break Andrew Lloyd Webber's neck and cast Patti Lupone in the "Sunset Blvd" remake. Or better yet someone cast her in the "GYPSY" remake. Patti Lupone is as good as it gets!

Ali MacGraw I want to see her cast on Boston Legal

When "Boston Legal" returns for the new season in September I hope David Kelly adds Ali MacGraw to the cast. It would be great to see Ali MacGraw again. To me she is a talent that "Hollywood" has forgotten about. She also proves you do not have to be 22 to be hot!

I know when "Boston Legal" returns in the fall the actress that plays Denise (Julie Bowen) will not be back. I say cast Ali MacGraw. I know David Kelly must have a thing for her. One of his biggest hits was almost named after Ali MacGraw that show was called "Ally McBeal"

BOSTON LEGAL A CRAZY SHOW THAT'S FUN TO WATCH

DO NOT ever to expect to learn anything about the law in "Boston Legal" however watch this show anyway. The David Kelly Show always has great guest stars. Its guest star list reminds me of the old days on ABC when "The Love Boat" and "Fantasy Island" had great guest stars.

This show has the best guest stars some of were

1) Tom Selleck

2) Delta Burke

3) Michael J Fox

All of whom have appeared this year and not in "Sweeps months". The "A LIST" cast of the show has William Shatner, Candice Bergen, and James Spader.

The show airs Tuesdays at 10:00 on ABC.

SUPERMAN RETURNS SEQUEL TO BE DELAYED?

SUPERMAN RETURNS SEQUEL TO BE DELAYED?

It could happen. The director of "Superman Returns" Bryan Singer who directed "SR" wants to do a sequel however he is going to direct another movie first. There are rumors floating around that Warner Brothers is cancelling the sequel and putting the movie in turnaround. This may or may not be true. However as much as I enjoyed "Superman Returns" the movie is not as good as "Superman The Movie" or any version of "Superman II".

It is my hope that the next "Superman Movie" will have the 3 villains return to wreck havoc on earth. The sequel needs to have more action. "Superman Returns" had little action to it. In fact I would go with the original idea of "Superman II" having the 3 villains taking over the world. I have Lex Luther help them escape. I would even have a cliffhanger ending.

I also think Warner Brothers should release the movie around the holidays like they did with

" Superman The Movie" in 1978.

Why Eddie Murphy is an asshole

I am late in reporting this but did you know that Eddie Murphy walked out of the Academy Awards when he lost the award for Best Supporting Actor. Eddie lost to movie veteran Alan Arkin who won for his work in "Little Miss Sunshine". I guess Eddie forgot the old saying "Its an Honor just to be nominated". This is not the first time "Eddie" has pissed off the Academy.

In 1988 when Eddie was presenting "Best Picture" he went off script and told the Academy that "You should honor More Black People".

Maybe the Academy remember his little outburst then and that is why the they decide to "Fuck him Over".

Now I can see why his wife left his sorry ass. He also dumped his Pregnant girlfriend Mel B. AKA as "Scary Spice". Both of these women are better off without him. Eddie has stated to Barbra Walters that after he turns 50 he will no longer act. I hope he keeps his word!

Star Wars Episode IV DVD 30th Anniversary DVD

A new DVD release of "Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope" 30th Anniversary Edition is more than likely. I hope what George Lucas does is just release a Super Edition of this classic. Have it everything on this edition. This would include the following:

1) The Original Edition from 1977 with the original Dolby soundtrack

2) The Original Edition from 1977 remixed in 5.1 Dolby

3) The Original Edition from 1977 remixed in 6.1 Dolby

4) The Original Coming Attraction form 1977 and all the re-issue trailers

5) The Special Edition from 1997!

6) Include all the deleted footage that is floating around on the Net

7) Screen Test All of them.

8) Interviews with the entire cast.

Also include a coupon so we can send off for "Star Wars Official Movie Posters"

Feel free what you would like to see.

300 Movie Review by Stanton Heck

I saw this movie a few days ago. I felt lucky because I never saw a preview of this movie. I never read up about this movie. I didn't care. However Gerald Butler in short shorts was enough for me to go see this movie I must say I went because it did $70,000,000 in one weekend so I had to see what the fuss was all about. Now because I never saw anything about this movie (no coming attraction or any TV add) I went in with an open mind. Well 10 minutes into this movie I couldn't wait until the fucking movie was over. It was boring. The first 30 minutes could of been cut but 10 minutes. When will directors and studios learn longer isn't better!

Andy Barker PI A review by Stan Heck

I watched the show. I must say they packed in lots of stuff in a 30 minute show however this doesn't make me a fan. To me this came across like a cartoon. I will not go out of my way to see this again. NBC bring back "30 Rock".

JUST WATCHED SUPERMAN II THE ULTIMATE EDITION

Someone was nice and sent me their edition of "Superman II". This was a treat for me. This edition has about 95% of the footage that is in the Richard Donner Edition has in his edition however it includes about 30 Minutes of of Richard Lester footage. It was fun to watch. My only problem is that in a few scenes the footage goes from Wide screen to Full Screen. The full screen scenes last maybe 10 minutes.

The ending however was improved. Lois doesn't lose her memory. She Has a kiss with Superman and then it cuts to new footage with Lex breaking out of prison again. The last scene however is Superman Returning the flag to the White House.

This edition of Superman II ran for 155 minutes. Yes that is long however it seems to move, its not boring. The only thing that might seem to drag (to some) is that after Superman defeats the villains the movie still has about 15 minutes to go. There is 2 break up scenes and then there is the 2 bully scenes and a little more. It is worth watching. I love the fact that Lois still has her memory and they she is acting along with Clark/Superman.

NAACP IMAGE AWARDS are now a joke because of Isaiah Washington

THIS IS WHY AMERICA STILL HAS RACE ISSUES.

I can not believe that Isaiah Washington won an "Image Award". I don't care that it was for his acting the fact is the award is called the "Image Award". Is this what the NAACP wants to promote for their image? A biggot. Well this made me sick.

It is a known fact that most men in the "African American" community do not like homosexuals. Its also funny that African Americans go to church in higher number then non African Americans. As you know the church tells people that its OK to hate homosexuals. Very Christian teaching people to hate. Well thats how it is in America.

What is so sad was that there were other men that the NAACP could of honored. However they choose to honor this man. I will refer to him now as "OJ without the Knife"

I find it funny that if Michael Richards won a Golden Globe this year the NAACP would of called them a racist organization. So I will call the NAACP homophobes and Isaiah Washington is their BIG mouth piece. I am sorry that's OJ without the knife.

The NAACP is a much needed organization in this country. However when they award someone like Isaiah Washington, the NAACP comes across like they have a chip on their shoulder.

Now the next time I hear an African Americans yell "racism" I will yell back "homophobes".

ZODIAC IS THE FIRST MUST SEE MOVIE OF 2007

Zodiac is a must movie. The movie is directed by David Fincher who gave us the super chiller "SE7EN". Now most people under the age of 40 might not know about the "Zodiac" killings however if they don't go they will be missing out. The movie is a little long. In fact their is one scene in the movie that comes 1/2 through the movie I thought should of been the opening scene. Oh well.

For those of you who don't know the Zodiac Killer was a self named serial killer that terrorized the San Francisco Bay Area starting in 1969. The man killed couples and then would taunt the police with letters that he wrote in a code format. In fact I am sure the BTK killer was inspired by the Zodiac killer. However the BTK killer was caught , to this day the murders are still unsolved.

In a nutshell this movie is made in a style in which movies were made in the 1970's. In fact the opening LOGO of Paramount Pictures is the same way Paramount did their LOGO in the 1970's. In fact I was waiting for the LOGO to say "PARAMOUNT PICTURES" A Gulf + Western Company

HALLOWEEN II REMAKE MY IDEA

I would have it start off the like the 1981 version. However I would then have Laurie Escape the hospital with Jimmy's help. She is then followed by Michael Myers. Michael rams the car she is in. They end up running to the high school and end up under the bleachers.

Under the bleachers is rats and garbage. Laurie screams Jimmy tries to keep her calm. They both end up flat on their stomachs trying to stay out of the moonlight that is coming through the bleachers. They hear a noise on the bleachers. The noise gets louder and closer. Then Michael sees them. And stars pulling apart the bleachers. Laure screams and along with Jimmy they make an escape and end up on the football field to the 50 yard line.

The school security guard emerges. He sees Laurie And Jimmy on the field. He then sees Michael as well. He radios for help. Now all three are on the run. The guard ends up taking them into the inside were swiming pool is. In order to stay safe they choose to wait inside the pool.

The three of them are waiting in terror. Michael emerges and stares at them. Not knowing what to do. Then sheriff Bracket emerges and shoots Michael who falls into the pool however Michael is floating and there is no blood. The security guard gets out of the pool followed by Laurie. Jimmy is in the pool and now Michael has floated to him. Michael then comes back to life attacking Jimmy. Sheriff Bracket shoots Michael again then he falls back. Then as Jimmy gets to the steps of the pool his legs are grabbed by Michael he falls in the pool but swim the other end. Michael still in the pool swims and then as he reaches to get out he is stabbed with a long stick (the one lifeguard use to help swimmers out of the pool. This time a knife has been taped to the end of it. Laurie is stabbing him over and over. He however is not bleeding. He floats to the center of the pool with the knife and stick still stuck to him. Lauire then yells "now". The pool is now closing up. Michale's eyes open as the last of the cover is coming over him The stick is now between the gap in the 2 covers. Its going back and fourth in violent movements for 30 seconds. Its stops and then we hear moaning of what sounds like a wounded animal, The cover of the pool is being pounded on. Then the stick starts moving again. Michael is now trying to pry apart the cover. He is trying harder and harder. Then the movement stops. Laurie says "Its over Michael". Laurie, Jimmy, The security guard, and the sheriff walk out of the gym together into a sea of reporters and flashbulbs they get into the sheriff's car and drive into the sunrise. The pool is now empty & Michael is now in a hearse.

The hearse is being escorted by police cars. The hearse arrives and they put Michael on a slab. They wheel his body to the cooler. They lock him in. As soon as the lights go out we hear a pounding on the cooler where they are keeping Michael. Then we hear more pounding. Every cooler is now seems to be pounding. Now Michael cooler door opens and he emerges. The same thing happens with the other cooler doors. The dead seem to be rising. Michael seems to be the "General" as they walk out of the mourge.

Laurie then wakes up! It is a dream. She is in a police station. Her mom and dad are there to pick her up. Laurie then says "Its not over mom". Her mother responds with "it is laurie it is". Laurie seems to of lost her mind or did she?