Wednesday, April 04, 2007

MY BIG FAT 40th BIRTHDAY by STan HEck

Well the day is here. I am 40. I remember when my mom & dad when they turned 40. I thought they were old now I think gee I had (and still do ) have young parents.

I thought 40 was middle age. Now I find out that middle age is 36. Whatever. What scares me is that I feel like I am still 22. I do not act 22 but I feel like I am 22. The mirror to me says I look 22 but then again I never have the lights on when I look in the mirror.

I am 40 today. Where did I go for lunch? Well McDonald's. It was my choice. I didn't have kids wanting to take me there but I wanted to go. Later it was off to the mall for Mrs Fields Cookies. Its nice to eat like a teen however later on I was paying for it. Thank god for Tums. The funny thing is when I woke up this morning I thought I was going to make 40 look fabulous instead I got a stomach ache FOR EATING LIKE 15 YEAR-OLD. Well I won't eat like a teen like this again. By the way what is in a bran muffin? Can I put chocolate on it?

I remember Linda Evans in the 1980's having that TV commercial saying "40 isn't Fatal". Well that's true however is 50 fatal?

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