Wednesday, April 30, 2008
HALLOWEEN REMAKE Review By Stan Heck
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
HALLOWEEN MOVIE LOCATION QUESTION HELP ME
Monday, April 28, 2008
BEFORE AIRPLANE THERE WAS THE BIG BUS REVIEW BY STAN HECK
The "Big Bus" is a movie that spoofs the great & not so great disaster movies of the 1970's.
The movie has a well know cast. A pre Grease Stockard Channing has the co-starring role.
The story is on its maiden voyage the first nuclear powered bus going Non-stop from New York to Denver is going to be hit by disasters from an oil and gas company.
The movie is funny. NOT all the jokes work. Its worth watching
THE BIG BIS RUNS 90 MINUTES AND GETS *** STARS
Juno Review By Stanton Heck **** Stars
FIRST SEX AND THE CITY THE MOVIE COULD FRIENDS THE MOVIE BE NEXT
FIRST SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE NOW MAYBE FRIENDS THE MOVIE?
In about a month the "SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE" will open. If its a hit don't be surprised if Warner Brothers pushes for a "FRIENDS REUNION MOVIE".
See if Warner Brothers makes a "FRIENDS" movie that would drive up interest in the TV show again. The DVD Sets would sell again big time to an all new audience. (Yes believe me there is now another audience available for the show) In fact upcoming college freshmen were only 4 years old when the show debut in 1994. They were only 14 when the show ended. Most of this audience did not watch "Friends" when they were growing up.
The cast has always said "NO" we don't want to do a reunion. However there is a good chance that a "FRIENDS MOVIE" would boost all of the actors careers.
I am sure that the cast will once again stick together all want to be paid big bucks! They did when the show was on the air! They became famous for another reason! The cast bandded together. In a very surprise move! They all did stick together and by the last year the show was on they were all getting paid $1,000,000 an episode!
Now if a movie is made I am sure the cast would all want $10,000,000 each. That's too much. Before the screenplay is ever written thats $60,000,000. They would also need to pay for a screenplay. They need an A-List Director (That adds millions)
So before the camera roll, up front cost could be almost $70,000,000 for the cast and director alone. This does not include production cost which would be about another $10,000,000. There is also marketing cost (that's another $25,000,000) Thats over $100,000,000. So the studio needs to find a way to keep the cost down.
I am thinking that Warner Brothers could pay them $5,0000,000 each. Plus give them all 1% pf the first dollar gross on all products related to the "FREINDS MOVIE".
The director should be Betty Thomas who did a great job directing "The Brady Bunch Movie" and "The Late Shift".
Now I think the movie needs to be a kind of prequel and sequel to the tv show. When the show ended Monica & Chandler moved. However the apartment was the main set used for the show. Somehow we need to get the apartment worked into the movie. The coffee shop and Gunther need to have a part as well.
Now as for the main storyline for the movie? Well I think it would be great if it center around Chandler turning 40! The 2nd story could be Phobee fighting with her in-laws about how to raise her child. The 3rd story could be Joey finally getting great reviews for "Naked Biys Singing".
VANESSA Williams should play Norma Desmond in Sunset Blvd Revival
It is only a matter of time before "Sunset Blvd" get a revival. The play closed of Broadway over 10 years ago. Since no movie was ever made a revival isn't too far fetched!
So when the play gets remounted Vanessa Williams should play Norma Desmond in Sunset Blvd Revival . Before any of you say "No" hear me out. This play Needs a Star. A huge star. Vanessa has been in the public eye for 25 years. People love a good comeback story. Vanessa Williams is a survivor. The she is the definition of survivor.
Norma Desmond is a very hard role to play. For some reason it needs to be played by a hge star. For some reason that play needs a huge name. Now Vanessa has the acting and singing chops to do the role.
Audiences need to feel a connection to the character of Norma. Glenn Close did a great legendary performance. ( I also think Patti Lupone was used for her name to get funding for the first production).
Vanessa would bring a huge amounts people into the theatre that otherwise would never the musical. She would bring fans of "Ugly Betty","African Americans", & more.
With Vanessa in the role the play would get huge amounts of press. SO
GO FOR IT ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER.
Sunday, April 27, 2008
The Cheap Detective *** out of **** Review By Stan Heck
Happy Birthday Carol Burnett
Saturday, April 26, 2008
When we all watched Network TV and before there was home video
I was born in 1967. I grew up in the 1970's and fell in love with movies. If you look at the 1970's decade you will see Hollywood was turning out great movies (that were made for a mature audience) year after year.
Now before Cable and Home Video came into the market place Movies were shown on Network TV about 1 -2 years after the theatrical engagements. There were a few exceptions however that's how things were.
When I was a kid there were the 3 Networks that all of us watched (kids and adults) This was before HBO. Here is what I remember watching in the 1970's
SUNDAY - DISNEY
MONDAY - Little House
TUESDAY - Happy Days ,Laverne and Shirley ,Three's Company
Wednesday - Bionic Woman
Thursday - The Walton's
Friday - The Brady Bunch, Room 222, Partridge Family , Love American Style
Saturday - All in the Family, Carol Burnett
Now remember this was before cable so chances are when you went to school the next day your classmates pretty much watched what you did.
However when you were under 12 you couldn't Waite until "The Wizard of Oz" was shown on TV. It was a yearly event. Everybody would watch it. IT was a special bonding experience that if your under 30 you will not understand!
Now one of my favorite movies of all time was "The Sound of Music". I saw it at the movies in 1972. I wanted to see it again & again. However it would not be until 4 years later when I got the chance. That is because in 1976 ABC played the "Sound Of Music" for the first time on TV. It was a huge event. I thought every year ABC would show the movie. Well They didn't.
"The Sound of Music" would not be shown again until 1979. This time on NBC. I still remember when it was Over I was a little sad because I wasn't sure when I could see it again. I knew it could be a very long time.
Well what happened a week later just floored me. Our music teacher had actually brought the movie to school. This was the greatest feeling I ever had outside of Christmas. He showed us the movie over the course of a week. This is when I feel in love and wanted a VCR. I knew if I had that thing I could watch " The Sound of Music" anytime I wanted and, that was a trip. That was in 1979. I tried for 3 years to get my parents to buy one. They never did. My parents said "We don't need that thing".
Well in 1980 we got HBO. I thought maybe just maybe they might play "The Sound of Music" one day. They never did. "The Sound of Music" next air date was in early 1982, 3 years after I last saw the movie.
Well a short time later in 1982 I bought a VCR. I was the first on my block to do so. I had to buy a used one for $300 but it was worth every penny. VHS Tapes sold for $20. My VCR only recorded up to 4 hours.
By the fall of 1982 video stores were popping up every where. Someone showed me how to make a copies off of another vcr. So I rented "The Sound of Music" and a RENT A BETA VCR.
I was very happy after almost 4 years of dreaming about being able to watch "The Sound of Music" anytime I wanted I now had in my hand an UN-CUT version of the movie and I could watch it anytime I wanted.
Then before I knew it everybody had a VCR. I was no longer special. The VCR started encroaching into everyday lives. Cable by 1982 started in as well. The audience had now fragmentedseeing a movie or a TV show the same time your friends did was now almost over.
Then before I knew it everybody had a VCR. I was no longer special. The VCR started encroaching into everyday lives. HBO and Cable by 1982 started in as well. The audience had now fragmented.
By the fall of 1983 Seeing movies only when Network TV showed them were over. Watching the same thing on TV that your friends did were almost over. I do miss those days of shared experiences! However I would not give up my DVD/VCR if my life depended on it.
Since 1982 I have always had on hand "The Sound of Music". When hurricane Katrina took my home the first thing I replaced was my DVD player and I bought a new DVD of "The Sound of Music". Now i may go a year or two between viewings but I love the fact to this day I can watch it anytime I a m home.
Tom Cruise Returns to Oprah
Friday, April 25, 2008
WE ARE DAD TRUE STORY
Thursday, April 24, 2008
STAR JONES DIVORCE
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Original Cast Reunion Halloween footage from the Egyptian Theatre in Hollywood
TV BEST NEW COMEDY THE BIG BANG THEORY
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (** out of ****) Review By Stan Heck
**** A MUST SEE
*** Worth Watching
** Has moments
* SKIP IT
The fact is their roles are funnier then that of are hopeless lead. The story is simple. A man just broke up with his girlfriend. For a vacation he goes to a Hawaiian Resort. Unknown to him his ex girlfriend is staying at the same resort with her new boyfriend.
Now I don't see Jack McBrayer anytime soon becoming a leading man however I see him becoming a great second banana. Good things are in his future. He is already in the well written TV Comedy "30 Rock".
This movie is not worth seeing at the movies. Rent the DVD. I am sure it will be out by August if not sooner.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
EVITA WHAT WENT WRONG WITH THE MOVIE? REVIEW BY STAN HECK
AMERICAN IDOL SHOULD BE DELAYED UNTIL LATE 2009
Monday, April 21, 2008
PHANTASM REVIEW STAN HECK
Sunday, April 20, 2008
RUTHLESS PEOPLE REVIEW BY STAN HECK
Lost in America One great Movie
Albert Brooks wrote star & directed this movie classic. His co-star is Julie Hagerty from the movie Airplane.
Now the story. In the movie is a yuppie man gets his wife to quit her job the day he gets fired from his job.
They ended up selling everything to hit the open road just like his heroes in the movie "Easy Rider".
What they do not know is life is not like the "Easy Rider" movie.
This move gets **** out of ****
****A MUST SEE
*** GOOD
** OKAY COULD OF BEEN BETTER
* SKIP IT
Escape to Witch Mountain Review by Stan Heck
Friday, April 18, 2008
I miss the Old Star Jones
Top Picture the old Star. Bottom picture the new Star
A MUST SEE TWO FOR THE ROAD
Now about a week later I am at the Laserdisc Store when I came across the movie. It was $60. (Laserdisc were always high). I thought well if the VHS is out of print then this might go out of print as well. So I bought it. To my amazement the movie was in the WIDESCREEN FORMAT.
When I put the movie on I was captivated. The movie was very moving. Its the story of married couple who are on a road trip. Through flashbacks we see the couple have been on this road before in happier times. In the present they are very unhappily married. In the pass we see how they met and how at one time they were very much in love.
Audrey Hepburn made headlines when she made this movie because it was one of the first times the word "Bastard" was used. Albert Finney plays her husband. He is very good! If your local DVD store doesn't have this then buy it! You can now buy it on DVD for about $10. Even if you had pay $60 it would be worth it. If you had to pay $300 it would still be worth it.
By the way The LAserdisc did go out of print and I ended up selling it on e-bay for $110. When the DVD was released I bought it. This movie to me is 4****. Hollywood Do not remake it!
A MUST SEE***
GOOD**
OKAY COULD OF BEEN BETTER **
SKIP IT **
Paula Abdul When do you think she will enter Rehab
Thursday, April 17, 2008
A COMEDY CLASSIC DEFENDING YOUR LIFE REVIEW BY STAN HECK
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
RETRO DISCO MOVIE THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY REVIEW BY STANTON HECK
DESIGNING WOMEN WANTED ON DVD
AMY WINEHOUSE LIVE IN LONDON DVD REVIEW BY STAN HECK
*** GOOD
** OKAY COULD OF BEEN BETTER
* SKIP IT
Amy Winehouse. The famous "Rehab" singer will become A legend. Her CD "Back to Black" is constantly playing in my car. I have not listen to a modern artist like this in years. In fact most of the time in my car your more likely to hear talk radio then music.
Now I herd the song "Rehab" and on the radio and I like the music. I bought the CD and I was amazed on how talented she is! Every song is great. I love 2 other songs just as much as "Rehab". Those songs are "You know that I'm No good" & "Back to Black".
I was thrilled when I looked at Netflicks that there was a concert on DVD available. So I just finished the concert and I was very pleased. The Concert gets *** Amy has a gift for the stage. Now on a personal level I hope this lady stays sober. Living a sober life can happen. I have been clean since 1997!
DVD REVIEW BY STAN HECK HOW TO BEAT THE HIGH COST OF LIVING
*** GOOD
** OKAY COULD OF BEEN BETTER
* SKIP IT
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
The Concorde Airport 79 Review by Stanton Heck
Lars and the Real Girl Review by Stanton Heck
*** GOOD
** OKAY COULD OF BEEN BETTER
* SKIP IT
Lars and the Real Girl **
This movie has a few laugh out moments but this is the type of subject matter that needed more jokes. In case you don't know the story Lars is a little off kilter. He ends up with a sex doll and he pretends she is a real girl. A kind Doctor in town somehow convinces the entire town to pretend along with Lars that the doll is real.
I have to say the movie is original and I like the fact that Lars is not punished for his delusion. I do feel bad for Lars in this movie and that is because Ryan Gosling does do a remarkable job. After all is said and done however the movie is just okay. Its only worth watching if your needy for something different. I however highly recommend "JUNO". That movie is well worth your time!
BABY BOOM REVIEW by Stan Heck
*** GOOD
CSI Star George Eads is fat: Good thing he isn't a woman
The following blog down below is a year old. I have not watched a new CSI episode since November. I will be catching up and watch the New Ones that are on my TIVO. I want to see what George looks like now!
This man seems to change his look on CSI almost every week.
1) Short hair
2) Longer hair
3) Bald head
4) Mustache (Ala 70's porn look)
5) Fat
I think I am the only one who noticed that the man seems now to be getting fat? It is funny because the press always goes after women who gain weight. The press becomes ruthless when a woman gains weight! So here is a man on a top 10 show thats's getting fat and nobody seems to be saying anything about? This is a big fat Double Standard.
George Eads is gaining weight. However if Jorja Fox or Marg Helgenberger gained this much weight they would be getting allot of negative press!
Think about it when a MAN bloats out the men do not get the negative press. So why does the press turns they other direction when it comes to women? Remember they ran story after story on these women because they gained a few pounds
*DELTA BURKE
*ELIZABETH TAYLOR
* ALICIA SILVERSTONE
* REESE WITHERSPOON
* TYRA BANKS
* OPRAH WINFREY
Did anybody notice Val Kilmer in Deja Vu? It was a good thing the movie was shot in "wide ass". Val dude need time to hit the gym and not Krispy Kreame.
The picture of George posted here is not a not a recent photo!