I Miss the Single Screen Theaters

What I miss the most about these cinema was the fact it was hassle free.  The only question at the box office was "How Many".  Today its like going to an Airport.  Its 20 Screens and  each transaction takes forever.

Now we get many  questions from  the box office clerk (AND CHANCES ARE THEY ARE A MORON)
Now we get

What Movie?
What Time?
Are you sure?
Cash or Credit Card?
Would you be interested in buying a gift card?
Are you sure they are a great gift idea?
Would you like to purchase pop corn now?
Small or Large?
Did you bring a cellphone?
Did you turn it off?
Would you be interested in buying tickets for the opening day of _____