Ted Haggard gay personal ad JOKE

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Hi there I am a gay white male. I make six figures and I am looking for someone to share "special times with".

I am new to this, well kind of new. I have just started to take my journey forward. I am what you might call a "square". I am somewhat looking for a long term relationship.

I am reliable and have a steady job. I love my job, I love the fact that the people I work with have no idea that I love men. To me the secret is a turn on. However from time to time I get sad that Colorado is not like San Francisco.

I live in the state of Colorado so I get to Denver and Colorado Springs all the time on business. I would like to meet someone and share some of my nights with. My business pays for the hotel rooms and I hate for these rooms to go to waist.

I like to party like the next guy but I would prefer to party with a group of guys. My dream vacation is to go with someone to Palm Springs. I herd the "White Party" is something. I would hate to go alone. If you would like to go too (but you have no interest in me) we can go as friends. Remember my business will pay for the room. I can pay for the ride. FYI I love to make love in the dark. I am 5'11. In good shape. Just one thing No fatties.
If your interested let me know.

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